sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

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Bill Murray’s attire on the ‘Letterman’ through the years.


Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be


My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

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